Love Me Tinder
When you were little you were told never to meet strangers over the internet... now those are the only people who are willing to go on dates with you. It’s okay, you’re just a tinderella waiting for that perfect somebody to right-swipe you off your feet. Love Me Tinder promises to smell like a six-foot-tall, six figure salaried man with a full head of hair and a zest for adventure. It actually smells nothing like that. But you lied about your age, so we’re even.