You don’t understand why people have a hard time finding a job—you have three. Welcome to the American dream! Cars, houses, student loans, fancy subscriptions, and that stuff you keep buying off the internet have all been calculated (with interest) into one overwhelming scent: Crushing Debt. Light this candle and let the real world hit you in the face with what you should have seen coming years ago. With just one swipe from your credit card, this candle will brighten up any room in your house.